Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Giddy-up, Army!

If you come across a sweet puppy taking a nap in the shade, the best thing to do is to climb on for a ride.
The puppy will likely wake up. Do not be alarmed. Just hold on.
The puppy may not want to take you for a ride around the yard. This will probably lead to him standing up and bucking you from your comfortable seated position.
This is only a minor set back. Just pin the puppy down…
… and climb right back on. This is not the time to give up and quit. Your backyard riding tour is just moments away.
Unless this happens. If the puppy rolls over, you must abort your mission immediately. It is impossible to ride an upside down puppy. Just scratch his belly instead. If you’re lucky, he’ll fall back asleep and you can start over.

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